This joke was sent to me last night....enjoy all.. :)
A family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many different kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter says, "Mum, how many different kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's to 40's, it is like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes dear - dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration."
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheers, all!!
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